But there were cookies, at least for this week, and they were greatly appreciated because today's speaker chose to read his presentation. This is unheard of for a scientific presentation in our department, so there was much twittering and awkwardness in the audience. And while the subject matter held the promise of a very interesting presentation, the speaker's somewhat dramatic reading with little eye contact with the audience didn't quite capture all of our attention and some of the audience began nodding their heads. And I wasn't certain what the protocol was for alerting the very senior faculty member sitting beside me that he was on the verge of slumping over in his chair. Do I nudge him? Do tap his arm? What if he jerks awake and feels embarrassed about it? Poor soul, I would have offered him a cookie but I had already eaten mine.