Earlier this week Ally came home from school and announced that she was going to draw a picture of me. She pulled out her supplies and diligently got to work. After about a half hour of intense concentration, this is what she showed me:
"Ta-da!" she announced as she gave me the picture with a flourish. "This is you with your fat stomach in a Hokie dress."
"Uhhhhh, what are those things on my arms, Ally?"
"Those are your bandaids 'cause you were bleeding."
This is the first time Ally has drawn a picture of me, so I should feel flattered. At least my purple legs are nice and skinny.