The Orange Lizard Gun

Ally asked Santa for an orange lizard gun. She even drew a picture of an orange lizard on her letter to Santa. At the time we really didn't know what an orange lizard gun was, but over the past week Ally has told us more about it.

Apparently the orange lizard gun will shoot marshmallows far, far away over the tree tops. I'm not sure what the benefit of this might be, but Ally is enthralled by the idea. This morning she also asked if she could get a "net toy." When I asked her what a net toy did, she launched into a long and highly detailed explanation.

"The net toy will scoop up the bumblebees and stink bugs and shoot them far, far away over the tree tops where they land in the mud, the sticky mud, and the snakes lick them there. The snakes lick them clean and then shoot them back to the house but we shut the door and they can't get inside anymore."

I'm not sure we can get that at Walmart, honey.